A deeply soggy looking man. An intractible wetness happening here. Damp beyond drying. Slicker than an oil spill. Sopping; a human storm drain.

https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3l4u4cx6uhp2e

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      6 days ago

      "A big strong guy - muscles everywhere bulging - big like Mr. Linebacker - said 'Mr. President Trump, sir - I have something I gotta ask. You'll say no but I gotta ask. You look delicious. Can I have a bite of you?' I said 'MAGA needs me at 100%.' He said 'Yes - I know. But I had to ask.' Looked sad. Very sad..."