Killed him when he tried to bite me, but then looked it up and because there were so few companions figured I'd reload and keep him around so I could do more side quests.
It was funny when he got hit by the nuclear sun bomb.
hmm yes today i think i will romance a man who pulls a knife on you first thing and shortly thereafter does the SA-coded vampire song and dance
astarion's just lucky i find him vaguely amusing sometimes bc otherwise i'd nail him to a cross
my sibling in bhaal you made him worse
yeah because it was objectively the funniest option. all my friends who simped over him hate me for it but i don't see astarion as some heartthrob, i see him as a shitty edgelord whose life i can ruin. i'm romancing him out of fucking hostility. and he has it coming too, so its a victimless crime 🥰
i'm playing dark urge and taking every evil choice. i'm trying desperately to make everyone the worst version of themselves. lae'zel broke up with me because she needs to fully commit herself to the cult leader i convinced her to follow. shadowheart has committed crimes against humanity. if i can't get gale back with his abusive ex i'm going to make him continue the fucking cycle. i got wyll to kill karlach and then he left in disgust at my massacre like 20 minutes later. also scratch is here
this is my first playthrough and i'm very tempted to have it be my last. whenever i talk to other people about BG3 its like they played a whole different fucking game lmao its great
Too bad, the game has decided you will fuck Gale.
I know they changed it somewhat post-launch but the romance stuff in that game felt like trying to get the right route in a visual novelLeft her in the cage trap because she lacked the self preservation instinct needed to say "please" 🫡
