But I hate to underestimate the dark side of the force.

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      sounds about right.

      he did leave the hospital after three days of covid right?

      jesus imagery intensifies

      edit: when you think about it, a helicopter is basically just a boulder that floats

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          makes sense.

          i know when i was in sunday school they taught me that jesus ascended to heaven by promptly dying again after that whole resurrection bit, so obviously reincarnation is how hes supposed to return to the earth.

          its just science

                • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                  4 years ago

                  im fairly certain that supply side jesus is a wholly distinct diety, and thus evangelicals are not actually christian.

                  like if someone decided to worship an elephant at the local zoo named ganesha, and everything else they just make up on the spot. are they hindu?

                  • rozako [she/her]
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                    4 years ago

                    People say the same thing about Catholics and "worshiping" Mary. Everyone views the other as a hypocrite.

                    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                      4 years ago

                      youre not wrong.

                      i was more making a joke about how wildly different evangelical beliefs are from most other christians on just about every theological topic.

                      theres overlap, and obviously christianity has loads of alternative diety figures that are worshipped, and the entire organized religion as a whole is a bit sus, but those evangelists are fukkin wonky as hell is my point