Proposals had been made to change Russia's nuclear doctrine to allow for attacking any non-nuclear state that had the participation or support of a nuclear state, Putin said.
"First it was the A-bomb, now it's the H-bomb, the bombs are getting too many genders. And you're telling me that the H-bomb is a combination of both fission and fusion? It can't be both, that's unnatural!"
Imagine the boomers, they lived through the Cuban missile crisis and the entirety of the cold war...