I guarantee One Beanis Per Household. If you don't have beanis you get one, guaranteed, within 8 weeks of me becoming President of Hexbear 
I think it would be more efficient if it came in the form of a beanis tax credit
We'll give every adult at retirement age exactly one Beanis if they are a pell grant recipient who owns a small business that employs exactly 5 of their own children
If you guarantee One Beanis Per Household, does that count as a maximum number of Beanis's allowed? Are you going to take my hard earned Beanis with your Big Beanis Spoon and just give it to some freeloader?
That beanis is reserved for Stalin to go along with his giant spoon, sorry
And if you don't that's okay we got more at the Beanis store and one of them has your name on it
