If ONE of you fuckers tells me to touch grass I'm gonna thump you

  • BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Gloves are your friends. At work we sell about 5,000 in a year's time and I always wear gloves when handling it.

    Allen Edmonds are the goat

    • Vampire [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      You're not technically touching grass if you're wearing gloves.

      You should tell those customers "touch grass sweatie"

      • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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        edit-2
        2 months ago

        Technically, you're not even touching grass.

        You're touching hay.

        berdly-smug

        I'mgoingI'mgoingyoudon'thavetothrowthings