Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2021_Survey_on_existence_of_global_warming_and_responsibility_for_climate_change_-_bar_chart.svg

  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    I have a PhD in particle physics from a top 10 university in the world, and I don't believe climate change is a problem. And I'm also not interested in discussing it (just so that no one comes with bs talking points, I've seen enough). I'm just saying this so that you don't stumble on your own delusional bubble too much.

    You don't believe in science. You believe in TV. You haven't read a single peer reviewed paper on the matter, let alone papers that have a different point of view. So spare me your condescending bullshit.

    Now go ahead and downvote me so that you can sleep better at night after having excluded me, the infidel. Just remember that many people out there have degrees, educated and read 100 times on the matter than you and disagree with your delusions on the matter. Enjoy four faith in TV.

      • Sinonatrix [comrade/them]
        ·
        11 months ago

        This is good bait but I almost totally believe it, the kind of person who spends a decade being told they're a very smart math boy at a top university is extremely susceptible to believing every whim of theirs is genuinely brilliant

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          ·
          11 months ago

          More engineers buy into cults, per capita, than the general population. Being told they are the smartest boy all day makes them unable to consider if they've been duped.

          I don't think it's impossible for that climate denialist chud to have some sciencey degree (though absolutely no evidence has been presented so far), but even if one was present, that doesn't actually mean anything when it comes to horrible takes and general edgelord nonsense.

      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        ·
        11 months ago

        Today is your lucky day. Since I'm in a good mood, let's see if you'll put your money where your mouth is.

        I will reveal my real name, my PhD thesis, with a link to the university linking to my thesis. Here's the bet: if I can prove it (that I have a PhD in particle physics from a prestigious university of top 10), you pay me one whole fucking bitcoin. If not, I'll pay you one bitcoin.

        We'll find a betting platform (of your choice if you wish) where we deposit these bitcoins into a multisig address with a referee. One of us wins based on the bet.

        Are you gonna put your money where your mouth is? Or a dick where you learn not to open your mouth next time?

        What do you say?

        • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
          ·
          11 months ago

          Offering a bet in pyramid scheme money does not make you more credible

          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            ·
            11 months ago

            See? The moment you're required to be responsible for a word you said, you ran away... hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.

            Talk is easy. This is why climate change is mainstream, because dumb people with big mouths make their dumb opinions sound real with fake confidence. Now you know what your confidence is worth. Class dismissed.

            • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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              11 months ago

              I'm not the person who doubted you have a PhD. I'm fully aware that dumb, obnoxious assholes can also get gold stars.

              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                ·
                11 months ago

                Perfect! I am an asshole, proudly so. Though if I were dumb I wouldn't be where I am today. So your opinion means very little to me. Nighty night.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                  ·
                  11 months ago

                  I am an asshole, proudly so.

                  You're a living breathing cliche of internet people from, like, 2003. congratulations

                • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
                  ·
                  11 months ago

                  being dumb is exactly how you got where you are.

                  having a PhD doesn't mean you think critically or can evaluate literature anymore. and it definitely does not give you license to kick out of your coverage, like you're trying desperately to do here..

                  having your little credential just means your committee wanted you gone after 5 years of being an asshole and didn't want to fuck the stats of whatever shit tier program's orifice you oozed out of.

                • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
                  ·
                  11 months ago

                  Though if I were dumb I wouldn't be where I am today.

                  Lol rageposting on an obscure internet forum?

                  • Adkml [he/him]
                    ·
                    11 months ago

                    "If I'm so dumb why am I demanding people bet me bitcoin on a web forum where we post a picture of a pig with a turd on its balls over and over"

                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    11 months ago

                    Rage? Dude I'm laughing my ass off! What are you smoking?! This is amazing! I'm sitting here watching people defend their demise just because TV told them so. Can it be any funnier?

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                      ·
                      11 months ago

                      No amount of "I'm actually laughing right now" masking hides your impotent rage right now.

                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                          ·
                          11 months ago

                          Keep repeating that in all your comments.

                          I will.

                          😄

                          Elon Musk doesn't hide his rage well, no matter how many emojis he uses, and neither do you.

                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                              ·
                              11 months ago

                              🤣

                              The difference between your impotent rage clowning on this obscure thread and my-hero 's impotent rage clowning is that my-hero has handlers to tell him how smart he is all day.

                              You're begging for that validation from internet strangers that you hate. That's genuinely saddening to me.

                              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                ·
                                11 months ago

                                Yes, that validation is very important... I can't live without it... that's why I believe every dumb mainstream TV narrative like climate change... no wait, that's you 🤣

                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                  ·
                                  11 months ago

                                  No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                  No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                    ·
                                    11 months ago

                                    I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                      ·
                                      11 months ago

                                      No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                      No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                        ·
                                        11 months ago

                                        I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                          ·
                                          11 months ago

                                          Oh no, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            ·
                                            11 months ago

                                            I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                              ·
                                              11 months ago

                                              By Crom, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                ·
                                                11 months ago

                                                I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                  ·
                                                  11 months ago

                                                  Dearest me, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                    ·
                                                    11 months ago

                                                    I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                      ·
                                                      11 months ago

                                                      Too bad, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                        ·
                                                        11 months ago

                                                        I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                          ·
                                                          11 months ago

                                                          It's been fun to make you scream and smear shit on the walls for about 30 minutes, but I do sincerely hope you grow out of this, drop the Le Climate Denialist Scientist LARP, and drop the "asshole and proud of it" thing because that got old and tired almost two decades ago.

                                                          I wish you the best in the future. logout

                                                            • Bulma [she/her]
                                                              ·
                                                              11 months ago

                                                              Like get laid go outside find literally anyone to love you. It's very very very easy to find partners and friends nowadays

                • eatmyass
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                  9 months ago

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            • eatmyass
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              9 months ago

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        • Sator_is_Tense [comrade/them]
          ·
          11 months ago

          LMAO god I love federation. i actually forgot people with their heads as far up their own asses as yours existed for a while there

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          Not sure if this is a bit or if you're a world-class example of people so specialized that they have deluded themselves into believing they are experts in everything because of how special their specialization made them feel in college.

          I have a PhD in particle physics

          What does that have to do with your claim to be an authority on the reality of climate change?

          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            11 months ago

            At least I'm a freaking physicist. I understand statistics and math. You believe freaking ecologists for crying our loud! Anyone who talks for climate change is believed, and anyone who is against it is questioned. Wtf does Bill Nye or Tyson have to do with climate change? Yet somehow no one tells them "stfu, this isn't your field". They're just "TV". No one even comes close to researching this matter before spitting out a dumb opinion to avoid peer pressure.

            But suddenly when someone disagrees, now they lose all their credentials and it isn't their specialty.

            This game is being played on a global scale. So don't play the game "specialty and field", because a monkey agreeing with you can become an authoritative source from what I saw. All you have to do is silence everyone who disagrees with you. I'm not silenced yet, and I have an opinion, and no one has to give a shit for all I care.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
              ·
              11 months ago

              At least I'm a freaking physicist

              So far your qualifications involve claiming you're a "freaking physicist" and then begging for internet funny money. pathetic

              a monkey agreeing with you

              I know you're a cryptocurrency rube already but spare us all your NFT collection, please. cryptocurrency dumpster-fire

              • Maple@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                11 months ago

                Just a note, there's a bug that causes some of hexbear's emotes to be extremely large for users of other instances. The cryptocurrency emote is one of them. Other hexbear users have taken to hiding those behind spoilers to avoid annoying users from other instances.

              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                ·
                11 months ago

                Well, I don't need to beg. I have enough money for decades to come, unlike most people here who defend agendas made to make them poor forever. People who believe anything said on TV, and have big mouths with big confidence with zero responsibility. Exactly the kind of people who transmit bullshit to make themselves feel better and feel relevant in a world that discarded them like the pieces of nothing they deserve to be.

                Enjoy being poor while defending every reason that made you poor. No sympathy from me.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                  11 months ago

                  Well, I don't need to beg.

                  Yet you just begged for internet funny money and begged to be praised for your imaginary Le Science Degree at the same time.

                  Enjoy being poor while defending every reason that made you poor.

                  Yep, cryptocurrency rube detected. susie-laugh

                  • Adkml [he/him]
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                    11 months ago

                    It really is a great example of an expert not knowing how dumb they are in other topics.

                    Ok, maybe we give him the benefit of the doubt and he knows something about particle physics.

                    Good thing he immediately showed he's a huge fucking dumbass in anything not related to that by being a crypto bro.

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                      11 months ago

                      His dad works at Nintendo. He will prove it if you bet him a hundred dollars. very-intelligent

                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    11 months ago

                    Oh, look at this... the cool guy posting gifs again! Very cool!

                    Given that you believe in climate change and TV rhetoric, I get your lack of understanding of the difference of bet and beg. You see, people who produce value and their words mean something do the former. Unlike when you do the latter and beg your parents for change to go to the movies. 😄

                    No worries. I got you, buddy.

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                      11 months ago

                      Don't you have important science things to do by your own unproven claims? Or maybe a business hustlegrinding with internet funny money?

                      Nope. You're just here. Getting clowned on because you're a clown.

                      😄

                      You can put all the tape you want on that mask but it keeps falling off and your impotent rage keeps boiling over.

                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                          ·
                          11 months ago

                          No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                          No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            ·
                            11 months ago

                            I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                              ·
                              11 months ago

                              Oh no, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                ·
                                11 months ago

                                I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                  ·
                                  11 months ago

                                  Zoinks, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                    ·
                                    11 months ago

                                    I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                      ·
                                      11 months ago

                                      Oh me oh my, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                        ·
                                        11 months ago

                                        I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                          ·
                                          11 months ago

                                          Oh snap, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            ·
                                            11 months ago

                                            I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                              ·
                                              11 months ago

                                              Heavens, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                ·
                                                11 months ago

                                                I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                  ·
                                                  11 months ago

                                                  So sad, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

            • Riyosha_Namae@reddthat.com
              ·
              11 months ago

              You believe freaking ecologists for crying our loud!

              Are you implying that ecology is a less valid field than physics?

        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
          ·
          11 months ago

          Oh yeah? Well, I will navigate to a college homepage and pick a professor to link to for HALF a bitcoin!

    • Celestial6370@programming.dev
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      11 months ago

      I have a second question you say there are people who have read 100x more than us. Where is their work? Everything I can find says the climate change is real and it's human caused.

      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        ·
        11 months ago

        This is proof that you only watch mainstream media and think you know everything. This is the problem. You never even considered researching the opposite opinion, and you think it just doesn't exist.

        And people wonder how censorship makes people more ignorant.

          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            11 months ago

            Dude, you don't want sources. The moment I give you a name of a book showing you a different opinion, you'll find a reason to skip it and use it to discredit whatever information in it without reading. I'm old enough and have seen that enough. It's the same attitude I used to get when I discussed with religious people why their faith doesn't make any sense.

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                      ·
                      11 months ago

                      I'm glad my experience made me not waste time with you.

                      4 replies later and counting to that person alone. You aren't just a liar and a cryptocurrency rube, you're a clown. joker-amerikkklap

                      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                        ·
                        11 months ago

                        Oh, no. A random guy online is criticizing me... 😭

                        You think I give a shit? Everyone defending climate change is a clown to me. Who cares. Do you cry when people call you names? Grow up!

                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                          ·
                          11 months ago

                          😭

                          You even mask your rage like a boomer.

                          You think I give a shit?

                          Yes, because you keep replying to me and others who are laughing at your unproven claims of Le Science Degree Which Doesn't Technically Even Apply To Climate Change Research.

                          Who cares.

                          You do, for one. This isn't 2003 and pretending to not care doesn't automatically make you cool. You're pretty cringe, actually.

                          Do you cry when people call you names?

                          If you're so unaffected and cool calm and collected, why do you keep replying?

                          Grow up!

                          I hope you're immature, because it'd be more sad if you're old and incapable of growing out of what you're doing right now.

                          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            ·
                            11 months ago

                            What makes me cool? Posting anime gifs and calling people clowns?

                            No, no. Believing in climate change. That's what makes me cool! Hahahahahahahaha! 🤣

                            You wanna talk about who cares? Watch yourself quoting every word I say. Unbelievable. What are you, 12?

                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                              ·
                              11 months ago

                              Hahahahahahahaha! 🤣

                              Not sure if you're 15 or 50. I actually hope you're 15 because that'd mean you have a chance to grow out of what you're doing right now.

                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                  ·
                                  11 months ago

                                  Give it a break

                                  The circus ends as soon as the clown leaves town. The great egress is right here for you. logout

                                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                      ·
                                      11 months ago

                                      You really have nowhere better to be right now and no important cryptocurrency hustlegrinding or Vincent Adultman Le Sciencing to do right now? That's too bad. sadness

                                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                          ·
                                          11 months ago

                                          No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                          No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                              ·
                                              11 months ago

                                              No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                              No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                ·
                                                11 months ago

                                                I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                  ·
                                                  11 months ago

                                                  No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                                  No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                    ·
                                                    11 months ago

                                                    I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                      ·
                                                      11 months ago

                                                      Oh no, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                      • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                        ·
                                                        11 months ago

                                                        I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                          ·
                                                          11 months ago

                                                          Goodness gracious, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                          • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                            ·
                                                            11 months ago

                                                            I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                            • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                              ·
                                                              11 months ago

                                                              Yowza, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                              • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                ·
                                                                11 months ago

                                                                I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                                  ·
                                                                  11 months ago

                                                                  Mein Gott, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                                  • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                    ·
                                                                    11 months ago

                                                                    I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                                      ·
                                                                      11 months ago

                                                                      So sad, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                • Bulma [she/her]
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                                  11 months ago

                                  Ok so you are 60. I still suggest tinder, it's not too late to find love!

                    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
                      ·
                      11 months ago

                      I bet you have a PhD in English now, too, in addition to your one in original internet insults.

        • eatmyass
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          9 months ago

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        • Celestial6370@programming.dev
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          11 months ago

          Stop strawmanning my position in your head. The most often anti climate change scientist I saw quoted was Richard Lindzen. Who's position seems to be CO2 causes global warming but it's not as bad as most people predict, but his claims have been refuted repeatedly so please show me the sources you are using. They did a study to investigate his iris effect, his claim being this would cool the planet counteracting the CO2, the study found the iris effect would cause further warming. So again if you aren't just a troll at this point what book or source are you getting this information from?

    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
      ·
      11 months ago

      I have a PhD in particle physics from a top 10 university in the world, and I don't believe climate change is a problem.

      I have a JD and I'm telling you cancer isn't real

    • determinism2 [he/him]
      ·
      11 months ago

      I haven't seen one of these in a minute.

      You're going to die in hellfire.

    • Celestial6370@programming.dev
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      11 months ago

      https://www.nytimes.com/article/climate-change-global-warming-faq.html

      https://globalchange.mit.edu/publication/18043

      https://www.un.org/en/climatechange/what-is-climate-change

      https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-to-believe-in-antarctica-rsquo-s-great-ice-debate/

      https://www.ipcc.ch/site/assets/uploads/sites/2/2019/06/SR15_Full_Report_High_Res.pdf

      https://www.ipcc.ch/report/ar4/wg1/

    • ElHexo [comrade/them]
      ·
      11 months ago

      And I'm also not interested in discussing it

      If you're going to cry about how you can't defend your argument keep your dumb opinions to yourself

      Another one for the block list

    • Adkml [he/him]
      ·
      11 months ago

      I have an undergrad minor in sustainable energy systems engineering and they taught us how to look up ipcc reports. Whatever university you went to sucks dogshit if you didn't get that far in your PhD program.

    • eatmyass
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      9 months ago

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    • bodgeit@lemmy.sdf.org
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      11 months ago

      You can measure community's IQ by how far down you have to scroll through "dumb republicans, amirite xdxdxd?" before you reach a post like this one. And that guy with gifs in every message is obnoxious as fuck.