picture gets worse the longer i look at it. and someone please save those dogs

  • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    Why the fuck does he stage a photo to look like he lives in the music teacher's spare equipment closet? Why are those pillows just bare, why isn't there a blanket, why is a sheet put up on the rail like it's Epstein's cell? Whomst the fuck has a mattress and boxspring on a fourposter bed frame with a headboard? Why is babyfoodbox-blue the stongest colour in this picture? WHO WEARS SANDALS ON THEIR OWN FUCKING CARPET?

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      cia operative pete buttegieg, codename vatrat, has never successfully had human instincts ingrained into his erstwhile flesh-husk by his handler, chasten buttegieg.

      now that their mission to inject the blandest mayo candidate into the democratic primary has ended, their funding has been severly cut.

      these two circumstances result in all of the above.

    • throwawaylemmy [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      That's how you know Pete is a fake gay. The bed not having a proper canopy. No respectable gay would be caught dead with a sad-ass bed with a canopy like that.