Who's next, Dan Bongos who's racist against the Irish who wants Trump dead because he disrespected gold star families and he comes within 15 feet of him with a bomb or something?

    • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
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      7 hours ago

      who will also probably be correct about everything on a global stage somehow

      the gods are probably just doing a really, really long setup for that as the punchline

    • plinky [he/him]
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      9 hours ago

      my pillow goose mascot agent-47s their way into trump circle

  • BashfulBob [none/use name]
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    7 hours ago

    Imagining the plot of Hero but it's Joey Chestnuts winning a hotdog eating title so he can get close enough to swallow Trump like in a Kirby game.

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    9 hours ago

    Honestly this guy just seems like he was looking for a way to get sent to prison, or suicide by cop. What else can you make from someone running a checkpoint at a political rally claiming his water bottle was C-4 and randomly throwing around a bunch of fertilizer? It's either gotta be that or he was just completely out of his mind and didn't know what he was doing.

  • Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 hours ago

    These guys do seem made up, for real. What a shit eating fuck hole, trump. And they are both gun guys and can't shoot? Dumb.