This woman was just trying to be the very best like no one ever was
To catch seagulls was her real test, to train them is her cause
There was that guy on tiktok who made "friends" with a gull by feeding it fish. But that's as close as you can get to training them, they're creatures of wild primordial chaos and live only for violence.
I will travel across Ireland, searching far and wide.
To help seagull understand, the power that's inside!
I've seen a person that sounds like a similar sort of character in the city. They caught a pigeon, no one stopped them or seemed bothered though. I guess pigeons are free game, damn bird bigots.
They're feral domesticated animals. You can pretty much just grab them and put them in coops and they'll be okay with it.
Angela Wildman is also accused of using a carton of milk and a long-handled mop as weapons after she had put the bird into a sports bag.
Wildman
More like man leave those wild animals alone.
Idk how to call this one. If you decide to fight a gull you've probably got a reason. They're mean bastards.
Just enough intelligence behind those beady little eyes that you can tell that they know better than to do whatever it is they're up to.
I would have thought Wildman is a very rare surname but Wikipedia lists 23 people with that surname.
It sounds like this poor woman has mental health issues. Fucking evil country.
