n, which is ultimately and obviously phallic in nature. No response to that of course.
Hate my life.
She's probably just upset that you weren't sharing with her. The couple that kinks together stays together.
Your next move obviously should be to get her a Tinkerbell costume for her birthday or Christmas/other winter solstice gift giving holiday (whichever is sooner)
Well, op should get a gnome costume for themselves to wear as well
Need to be equal here
She gave me a t-shirt that says "I'm sexy and I gnome it" but I refuse to wear it.
She did torture it out of me, that's how she found out. She was paper-cutting me and tearing up my Lorcana cards until I revealed that I relapsed.
This still sounds like a really disgusting bit from a 4 day old account.
It's just a regular bit from a 4 day account. Don't be like that.
Yeah, who the hell even play Lorcana, imagine MtG but made by even worse company.
I once caught my wife playing MTG with other men before, so please don't remind me.
YTA, sexualizing the pure nature of the gnome like that
Yandex image search "sexy gnome". It's an epidemic. It's not me. Something is wrong.
David the gnome would be very disappointed in them.
You would have to torture this shit out of me what the hell
