If male pattern baldness is a gender then I am keenly interested in transitioning.
You actually need a specific gene that makes your hair vulnerable to testosterone.
Larry David frowning and muttering "It's the result of my generous testosterone"
No, because balding is a symptom of age and manosphere types are fascists that desperately want youthful vigour despite being in their mid-30s and can't put on muscle or eat/drink as easily as they used to. #factsandlogic idk immigrants gave me a beer gut
Threatmogging low t manosphere tokkers with my virile diary digesting late 30s virility.
Look, the only perfect men to ever grace this godforsaken earth outside of Jesus where cavemen and NEITHER were bald, matter of fact they both had long very luxurious hair, like all men must have.
men 
among 
men