You repeatedly say the phase, "Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but ..."
Also start your stories with the background information rather than the conspiracy fact.
Now to put it all together:
Bush 43's grandfather was involved with a plot to overthrow the US government when FDR was in power, his father had a weird role in the CIA when Robert Kennedy was killed, and he rigged the 2000 election with the help of his brother, and Bin Laden's siblings were at the white house the day of 9/11. I'm not trying to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but if there was anyone in the country that could pull off an inside job like 9/11 it was definitely this family.
Bin Laden’s siblings were at the white house the day of 9/11.
Meh they could have visited the WH anytime in a 6 month period before or after 9/11 and people would make this connection...
You only need a good history book to understand US ties with Bin Laden not an inside job conspiracy.
You repeatedly say the phase, "Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but ..."
Also start your stories with the background information rather than the conspiracy fact.
Now to put it all together:
Bush 43's grandfather was involved with a plot to overthrow the US government when FDR was in power, his father had a weird role in the CIA when Robert Kennedy was killed, and he rigged the 2000 election with the help of his brother, and Bin Laden's siblings were at the white house the day of 9/11. I'm not trying to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but if there was anyone in the country that could pull off an inside job like 9/11 it was definitely this family.
Tell them history in the form of a child-friendly kitty song! Trevor Moore - Kitty History.
Meh they could have visited the WH anytime in a 6 month period before or after 9/11 and people would make this connection... You only need a good history book to understand US ties with Bin Laden not an inside job conspiracy.