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BashfulBob [none/use name] to badposting • 1 month ago

I want to connect with you, emotionally

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I want to connect with you, emotionally

BashfulBob [none/use name] to badposting • 1 month ago
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  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Show

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    • AmericaHaterSexHaver [any, any]
      ·
      1 month ago

      I love this bit

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      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I think there's another one about how, given the choice to go back in time and kill baby Hitler, Ken would hire baby Hitler instead and the values of his company would help turn Hitler's energy into a positive. I can't find it though.

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    • UlyssesT
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      10 days ago

      deleted by creator

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      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I have some horrible news for the most media literate user in this site.

        It's satire.

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        • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          No it's real, I'm the porn star. Ama

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          • EstraDoll [she/her]
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            1 month ago

            Is this an Ask Me Anything or is your porn star name Ama?

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            • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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              1 month ago

              Yes.

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        • UlyssesT
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          10 days ago

          deleted by creator

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        • buckykat [none/use name]
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          1 month ago

          Poe's law but for linkedin freaks

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        • BashfulBob [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          the most media literate user in this site

          Absolutely obliterating someone with faint praise.

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    Trolling is a art

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  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    "You should be able to watch a little porn at work." who-did-this

    Sidenote we need more I think you should leave emojis.

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  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    God, I love LinkedIn bit accounts

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Master shitposter.

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  • UlyssesT
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    10 days ago

    deleted by creator

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  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 month ago

    This post is an absolute roller coaster

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  • HarryLime [any]
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    1 month ago

    This reads like a Dan Hentschel bit

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  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    speech-r

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  • miz [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    next month LinkedIn is about to start scraping everything for LLM / so-called "AI" that's not actually AI

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