No one says you can't use cavalry sabers on a bike.

This is the future the left wants

Came for the revolution. Stayed for the bike-riding sword lesbians.

Are you sure you want to join group [Misandrist Memes for Sword Biker Teens]?

Will this work on cars (asking for a friend)

Sword lesbians are a vibe.

Look, ma! No head!