The internet used to be good.
Yeah, sure, whatever, grandpa.
we used to make web pages with aych tee em ell, and we had an onion on our belt
there was a song that played when you loaded the page, which took half an hour because the background was animated!
no portal litter
Intentional discrimination against e-cat{girls, boys}?
Only against e-cat(girls and/or boys and/or enbies) capable of wormhole magic, they couldn’t trust them with search engines because of a flawed study that just extrapolated their negative reaction to Lycos
TardyTanuki
We should bring back that Slowpoke meme or whatever, I feel like it could have new purpose in this myopic age we live in
Even bringing it back has a new meta meaning cuz it's so old and irrelevant
May have to start work on this bit