this is the kind of weird shit that's gonna happen after Trump stops being the locus of all of America's psychic energy and attention
Looking forward to the rebirth of highway tourist scams, like that museum in American Gods
That's a real place:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_on_the_Rock
It would still collapse and be unable to breathe at some point. But support for large lobster creation.
We've had artificial lungs for a couple years. Our cyborg lobster god might meed a more efficient oxygen transporter too.
Jordan B Peterson: Left hand
HP Lovecraft Fan Club: Right hand
Venerating Immortal Sea Creatures
This could become inhumane, but I'm sure the single lobster will understand.
broke: divine leviathan lobster
woke: space crabitalist overlords
bespoke: nacho-socialist squid syndicalism
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