Red MAGA, Blue MAGA
WorldLibertyFi, Bitcoin
Republican Donald Trump holds the role of "chief crypto advocate," with his sons Eric and Donald Jr. as "web3 ambassadors," and Barron as the "DeFi visionary," highlighting the family's deep involvement in the project.
I love that Barron poisoned his future right out the gate. Please go to prison for this shitcoin
with his sons Eric and Donald Jr. as "web3 ambassadors,"
That's a bit of a lowkey insult and condemnation because "web3" is a running joke of scams that only make money during the initial hype pumps then go nowhere.
Folks, folks, whatever happened to money? I'm talking cash, cold hard CASH. Not Johnny Cash [crowd laughs] god rest his soul I mean MONEY. You got all this fake, fake, BULLSHIT, now a days, total bullshit. Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Shartcoin, now they want me to hawk this stupid stuff, WorldLibertyFi it's a mouthfull, can't even say it right! But I said, I said "ah okay I'll do it, I'll do it" and I'm doing it so you stupid goons can buy it. [crowd cheering] That's right, you people are so lousy, caring about this stupid crap, it's all for you! Because I love you! I used to love my life. I had a beautiful life. Can we get some music on? [tiny dancer starts playing] that's it! Turn that up, right now. [trump starts fist pumping]
[trump starts fist pumping]
Trump starts dual-wielding phantom dicks as his one endearing and relatable move. 
is this... real
if so good on him for scamming his followers, you deserve it fuckers
