We'd need 75 things.
I nominate:
Joe Biden dies.
Israel uses a nuke.
Florida gets another hurricane.
Someone tries to shoot Travis Kelce during a Chiefs game.
Trump dies.
Trump references Vance fucking a couch.
Trump rants about the end of the Lawrence Welk show, promises to bring it back to MAGA.
Harris attends a debate against an empty podium. Loses.
Walz gets caught on a hot mic describing Trump with vulgar language.
Vance gets accused of sexual assault back when he was at Yale.
Ted Cruz says the haters are just jealous because they were too broke to go to Cancun during snowmaggedon.
At least two more attempts on trump
Autopilot kills at least one semi-famous or rich person
Oil shock
Bird poop related incident at one political event
We get cool discovery from jwst
Settlerman falls out from his car while waving israel flag
Avian flu gets human to human transmission perk
Black out in new york due to wheelie bins (somehow)
A new commerical attacking third party candidates and Jill Stein is released by democrats
Another hack on presidential campaign releases embarrassing documents/emails
Iran missile strikes on Tel Aviv once again
Carrington Event type Solar flare
Florida gets another hurricane
Riot due to some sort of police provocation
