I need all elections from now on to be decided by a fry cook-off like SpongeBob vs King Neptune

  • NPa [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    lathe-of-heaven Survives three assassination attempts, instantly dies from working a single minimum wage shift

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 days ago

      Bold to assume he’ll be there longer than it takes to get a couple of pictures.

      Still, comrade grease fire take my energy

      spirit-bomb

      • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 day ago

        The McDonald's manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.

        • ICBM@lemmygrad.ml
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          1 day ago

          Uhh, hey, Donnie? We're going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.

          • Ildsaye [they/them]
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            22 hours ago

            "My name is Dona-"
            "Cool, see you on Saturday then, Donnie"