Checkmate tankies

  • buh [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    You might get a kick out of seeing Mario’s funny little mustache, but you know who else had a mustache? That’s right, i-am-adolf-hitler

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    This reminds me of a weird YouTube comment I saw once that was like [CW SEXUAL VIOLENCE]:

    When you think about it, even sex is a violent act because your brain releases the same adrenaline as a violent act.

    Like motherfucker you also breathe, is that violent too?

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Hitler also had adrenaline. Sex is genocide. Volcel police proven right yet again

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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        2 months ago

        Show

        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police

    • huf [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      most violent crime is committed not long after eating bread y'know

    • CarmineCatboy2 [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      so you're telling me eating chocolate isn't the most violent act possible

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Bes D Marx and I followed each other on twitter for like 3 years before I found out they were a fairly popular youtuber lol