I'm imagining them running the 100 meters to determine who will be president. Kamala is certain she can't lose. How could she? The starting gun goes off and after Kamala takes three bold steps she manages to trip herself very badly. She falls to the ground, smashes her head, and knocks herself out. Trump hardly notices. He's walking in various directions, going in circles, at times he comes to a stop then dances a bit to music that isn't there, and he sometimes goes backwards. But after a few minutes - he does manage to make enough forward progress to cross the finish line.