• Muad'Dibber@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 month ago

      Just got two instant classics:

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a school prayer program for senior citizens who open a coal mine that operates for 7 months in the Blockchain.

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a gay adoption program for Keto dieters who open a wing joint that operates for 5 years in the airport lounge.

      • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for single fathers who open a Gold's Gym that operates for 11 months in their backyard.

        This could actually win her some middle class votes.