• CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Really telling how white leftists don’t want black men to know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if they have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices they can create 3 new apes. Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

    • tocopherol [any]
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      1 month ago

      I'm disturbed at the fact this might not be gibberish

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexagon
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        1 month ago

        it was all over the internet in 2021, right before the NFT bust, you should touch more keyboard

      • egg1918 [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        I'm disturbed at the fact I understood every word

  • deforestgump
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    1 month ago

    I honestly can’t even tell if real life is parody anymore.

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      This is the kind of maybe-yes maybe-no sarcasm I live for

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    I refuse to vote for Harris not because of her support for genocide or far right immigration policy but solely because I have dedicated my life to harming crytpto bros.

  • CarbonConscious [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Really such a bizarre way to word a policy initiative.

    Like, "oh we need to give billions in bank bailouts in order to protect the wealth of all the [black] hedge fund managers! See! We're doing this for racial justice!"

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    :smuglord: "Ha, have you ever considered that some of the UNTERSMENCH could become porky too? Looks like you're the REAL bootlicker now!"

  • OutrageousHairdo [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    White leftists really showing their asses by refusing to endorse Harris. Just say you don't care about protecting black pell grant recipients' small business cryptocurrency exchanges that have been operating for over 3 years in disadvantaged communities and go

    • Muad'Dibber@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 month ago

      Just got two instant classics:

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a school prayer program for senior citizens who open a coal mine that operates for 7 months in the Blockchain.

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a gay adoption program for Keto dieters who open a wing joint that operates for 5 years in the airport lounge.

      • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for single fathers who open a Gold's Gym that operates for 11 months in their backyard.

        This could actually win her some middle class votes.

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      1 month ago

      Don't worry, it is.

      https://xcancel.com/haramcart

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I assumed so but didn’t care enough to go on X dot com (the everything’s fascist app) to confirm

        Edited to remove link to that shithole

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    only black peoples' crypto wallets will have state sponsored insurance. and no it won't be paid back in dollars but bitcoins and other cryptos for which the Government builds up massive crypto mining farms running on fossil fuels (or buy from the market and pump up the prices).

      • cmhickman358 [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        State run crypto gulag mine where the power is generated by human hamster wheels

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Don't worry, those farms will be private/public partnerships run by Amazon, Microsoft and X dot com the everything app (formerly Twitter)

  • UlyssesT
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    15 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • hypercracker
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      1 month ago

      ali is a left wing bitposting account

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    How likely is it that if Harris regulates the crypto market that the market just collapses? The entire industry is built on nothing but scams. I feel like if you try to bring anything from there into the real world it just turns into sand.

    This is also disregarding of course that a lot of people who lost money did so by investing into PoopCoin or whatever like 3 years ago, and I don't really see a way to reimburse those people unless you're just going to give a bailout to crypto investors. Which now that I'm saying it, I guess the dems would support that.