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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    9 hours ago

    Biden: "This painting is one of a kind?"

    Artist: "Of course it's one of a kind! What kind of man do you think I am?"

    Later

    Trump: "This painting is one of a kind?"

    Artist: "Of course it's one of a kind! What kind of man do you think I am?"

    The artist is a vampire who painted The Picture of Dorian Gray.

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    For a moment I thought the Net Gods were angry with me. I'm on PC and the power went out for half a second. It was short enough that Windows kept running. This is the first time it ever happened liked this. Usually it's ~3 seconds so Windows reboots.