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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      At every rally I wonder how many Howard Dean screams Trump would have to do for him to drop in the polls. A dozen each time?

    • Barx [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      Tells you how the party operated back then more than anything. It's not like the electorate really cared, they were just told they cared and that it should kill his campaign and they were like, "yes thank you DNC that is true".

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      I was there Gandalf

      Although the reality of the Howard Dean scream, is that the media all fucking hated him. They ran with the story, because they couldn't stand him. If Kerry had done that in 04 it wouldn't have ended his campaign

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I'm guessing Pocahontas is a reference to warren-medusa because otherwise he's way further gone than everyone thinks he is. Also Warren hasn't been all that relelavant in a while, so I'm not sure most of the people he was talking to there would have gotten the reference anyway.

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        • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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          Folks, the looney left don't want you to know this they...folks, they hate it but I've glimpsed the Wheel from its side! Nobody's CHIM'd like I have. Kooky Kamalmalexia and socialist Sotha Sanders can't stand it but we're gonna build a big beautiful ghostfence, and House Dagoth is gonna pay for it.

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    • Barx [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      It's because his idea of the farthest left people to compare to are Sanders and Warren yeah.

  • HarryLime [any]
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    1 month ago

    Remember after the debate when Biden was being obstinate about dropping out and he made appearances wearing a lot of bronzer and it looked like he was turning into Trump? And now Trump is turning into Biden. It's like...IDK like Bergman's Persona or Villeneuve's Enemy or something.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      Biden: "This painting is one of a kind?"

      Artist: "Of course it's one of a kind! What kind of man do you think I am?"

      Later

      Trump: "This painting is one of a kind?"

      Artist: "Of course it's one of a kind! What kind of man do you think I am?"

      The artist is a vampire who painted The Picture of Dorian Gray.

      ---

      For a moment I thought the Net Gods were angry with me. I'm on PC and the power went out for half a second. It was short enough that Windows kept running. This is the first time it ever happened liked this. Usually it's ~3 seconds so Windows reboots.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    "And so Biden, get a load of this, Biden got his brain repaired, it's true! The president getting his brain fixed on YOUR tax dollars. But not me, oh no, I have good brain. Brain better than Pocahontas, who hated Bernie Sanders by the way. Is someone making toast? Going back to Mexico I saw a lot of dinosaurs near that plant. We tried to ride one of them but it objected, very rudely, it said "get off me!" must have been a brontosaurus." a-little-trolling

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Imagine how atrociously horrible a candidate you have to be to be polling even with this guy.

    • Pentacat [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      It’s historically bad every election. Instead of “most important election of our lifetime,” they should be selling “the last opportunity to vote for someone this good.” Because we know it will get worse.

    • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      The candidates are figureheads for the schism in the American bourgeois, it could literally just be the color red vs blue and nothing would be different

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    The oval office requires a lich near death as they are easier to inhabit and control, therefore Trump will win

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  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    We might actually get a president more demented and incoherent than either Biden or Reagan. I love imperial decline. It's amazing the US tried to own the USSR over their measly and pathetic attempts at gerontocracy.

  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 month ago

    Dude, Trump is gonna win, croak in year one, and Vance will be president...

    God that's gonna be annoying. Not even a little bit funny.

        • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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          1 month ago

          It's hard to tell with Sundown: The Sequel.

          New lathe curse: Republicans pressure Donald Trump to step down as the candidate so they can run Kamala Harris. Vance and Walz are either co-vice presidents or merge into one being, Joy D Walz.

  • carpoftruth [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    the nyt is an awful genocidal rag, but I have to admit that the comedic timing of the last couple lines is pretty good

    • Parzivus [any]
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      1 month ago

      They've got some decent writers when they aren't using 90% of their brainpower to write about mysterious airstrikes in Gaza

    • PKMKII [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      There’s some heavy duty “older relative calling you to go on aimlessly for forty minutes on several different topics you can’t keep track of but you’re pretty sure they’re being racist” vibes here.

      • OperationOgre [he/him, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        I remember when my grandma started going senile she would accuse certain people of being "dancers" which felt like a racist insinuation wrapped in several layers of innuendo

        • dat_math [they/them]
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          1 month ago

          She was just getting into the later entries of The Killers' discography

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      Kamala weak puny Marxist bad brain but me Trump very, very good brain n very good genes thoroughbred genes so strong and powerful - strong and powerful - strong and powerful - strong and powerful - strong and— Fatal runtime error in Trump Gold O/S 0.7 beta. Rebooting.