Nothing happened (nothing ever happens)

It's so weird being in such a safe place and I live somewhere where we generally never lock the front door. In the US some Karen would probably call the bomb squad or smth.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    1 month ago

    Umbrellas aren't a part of the collective anti-theft culture. When it rains, it fucking dumps, and I totally get going "fuck it" and pinching an Umbrella after yesterday's rainstorm.

    • shreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      It wasn't raining the day it disappeared - otherwise, I would have been using it

      I've taken umbrellas that haven't been mine from that same area too, but always returned them