Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.
They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic
He used to be a DOMINANT MALE ready to UNFURL HIS PEACOCK TAIL at any POTENTIAL MATES