Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.
Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit
those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro
Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs
Imagine the cuddles
Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin