Yell the N Word at a black man begging you to come at him so he can shoot you, literally saying "Fuck around and find out"
Decide you don't want to fuck with this guy
Walk off and immediately pick a fight with the first person you see
Get shot
Die
lmfao
You can totally make it work. When I was doing security for concerts, searching bags and whatnot, I'd leave everyone's food and drugs exactly where I found them, say nothing and send them on their way.