Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6'5" gets gulag

  • Angel [any]
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    1 month ago

    If I'm 5'5", does that mean that anyone dating me must get gulag?

    I'm confused by these dynamics. I'm an enby, so does my gender give them a pass? What if the person I'm dating is a man shorter than me or a woman taller than me? I'm sorry; I have so many questions!

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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      1 month ago

      If the couple in OP picture were both enby it would actually have created a gap in space-time because they'd both be simultaneously the victim and the abuser breaking the simulation and freeing us all

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I'm sorry to inform you, but you've been re-binarized. Gender is too fluid and messy so we have decided to reorganize around being 6'5".