I am the ignorant reddit transplant

whose opinion on pro-nouns changes every day

(but in a good way)

I am the ignorant reddit shitposter

who deletes a long comment cause

"it's not my place to say"

I am the unread masses

Whose only thoughts on Lenin are

"I guess Imagine was okay.."

I am the tepidly demsoc

Or wait was it socdem?

All I want is a fair game to play.

I am the ignorant redittor

Who hates the old snoo

So I've come here to you

On this site oh so new

So please

Don't scare me away.