r/Michigan thread

Featuring this...

Y'all act like you've never seen a Democracy before, Jaws all on the floor, like me, when I saw J6 unfold, Let's whoop his ass worse than before, show em the door, don't let em throw furniture,

It's the return of the- aw wait, hold up, you're kidding, he isn't trying to make a parody is he?

And Dr. Dre said- nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's a talking head we gotta stop this election going red.

And feminist women love Kalama, "oh look at her, walking around, not trying to thwart democracy, like you know who, yeah and she's so cute though!"

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws in my head loose, but no worse than Trump trying to tell what to do in your bedroom, he just gets on TV and just lets loose, all lies, if you believe, they eat your cats too

Your cat is in my mouth, your dog is my mouth, if you're lucky I might just give up and take a piss. And that's the message he delivers to little kids, and expect not to know what brainwashing is,

Of course they're gonna research if they got a brain, they got discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, but some us are fascists, who won't quit, until the flag they worship is covered in their own shit

But if Trump can lie and cause people to die, there isn't a reason a man and another man can't elope, if you feel like I feel, Kamala got the antidote, make sure you're registered to vote, sing the chorus and it goes...........

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I'm sorry, I had to. You set me up so good. I hope this translates well. Lol