billionaire-tears NOOOO THE TREATS ARE REJECTING HIS CRINGE SECRETIONS

  • Beluga [comrade/them]
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    3 days ago

    He’s going to lose 78% of his “”sigma”” fanbase over this

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    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 days ago

      Both trump-moist and my-hero have such obedient loyalist cults that I don't think it will affect them much; they tend to ignore anything that doesn't feel "right" with what they already feel about their saviors.

      • Beluga [comrade/them]
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        3 days ago

        The loyalist sigmas will be upset for a day, but I think you’re right that they will ultimately follow their leader off a cliff in their battery burning cyber cars

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    3 days ago

    Surely Tesla has a marketing department? Surely they can come up with a retort better than their oafish overlord's "no u"?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 days ago

      He fired his entire marketing department around the time he bought Twitter with lended blood oil money.

      Not kidding.

      Not sure if they were ever fully replaced.