I was the one that ended the Soviet Union.

I was meeting Gorbachev for lunch to discuss politics. He was reaching out to me as a third party to discuss whether the Soviet Union was a lost cause or not.

I tried to tell him to keep the Soviet dream alive but every time I tried to talk a fart would slip out and I would get embarrassed.

In the end he just shrugged and started eating lunch.

"What is this?" He said

"I couldn't afford anything nice so I just got Pizza Hut."

  • riseuppikmin [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Bring back the downbear but only for the owl who (lol) led to the fall of the USSR

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I see a confession but I don't see an apology. I'd have to say I'm a little disappointed in you Dirt_Owl.

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I can confirm I am Gorb(achev) after all. The pizza hut was good

  • UlyssesT
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    1 month ago

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