I was the one that ended the Soviet Union.
I was meeting Gorbachev for lunch to discuss politics. He was reaching out to me as a third party to discuss whether the Soviet Union was a lost cause or not.
I tried to tell him to keep the Soviet dream alive but every time I tried to talk a fart would slip out and I would get embarrassed.
In the end he just shrugged and started eating lunch.
"What is this?" He said
"I couldn't afford anything nice so I just got Pizza Hut."
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Bring back the downbear but only for the owl who (lol) led to the fall of the USSR
I see a confession but I don't see an apology. I'd have to say I'm a little disappointed in you Dirt_Owl.
