Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    did i misread that, or were you shot at because your phone is old?

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Apple fanboys are fucking psychos nowadays yea. I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

      OP means somebody tried to rob them and all they had of any value on their body was a 7 year old android phone

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Idk why people try to do stickups anymore. You're gonna make more money lgetting a shovel and some trash bags and boosting lawn grass to sell on craigslist.

      • frauddogg [null/void, undecided]
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        2 months ago

        I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

        I think that'd be the day I finally caught a felony assault charge

    • Barx [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      I they just mean someone tried to steal their phone and it's too old to be worth anything.

    • REgon [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      I once avoided getting robbed because my phone was old. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. The lord giveth and taketh

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      My friend once got mugged and the dude demanded his phone, but his phone was such an old piece of shit the mugger was like "actually never mind just give me all the cash in your wallet".