• sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    you guys aren't gonna believe me but she actually slid into his DMs after he replied to her tweet. she said he was irresistible to her because no other guy has ever replied to one of her "i'm so bad at boys, come watch my twitch stream" self promotion tweets in an over-complimentary and self-deprecating way. once she found out he's a viewer of her stream and spends the majority of his paycheck sending her twitch donations, the deal was completely sealed.

    • Beluga [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      In a world where the good guy always finishes last it’s nice to see a change once in a while. Good for them, good for them

  • UlyssesT
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    1 month ago

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  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I’d be shit at romance too if this is how people acted towards me all the time

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

    if you also miss 100% of the shots you do take, maybe this isn't your game.

    also what bozo makes being a quantitative trader into a username?

    • UlyssesT
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      1 month ago

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    • bestmiaou@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      have you met many quants? a large number of them are like that, in much the same way that crypto currency people are (in fact, i think the crypto people are like that because they are poorly copying the quants).

  • GrafZahl [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    "I am flabbergasted" how any man can project so much.