What i said was thoughtless and wrong and deeply offensive to the Council of the Wise and I have realized that I was in the wrong.
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Could you please turn me back in to a person now?
We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard.
Admittedly it was probably unwise to say Stalin would've been a Hufflepuff
Human to frog transformation is against the Frog Guild's rules and violates the Treaty of Dombes.
Your transgression will go on record.
I'm a wizard in so much as I'm a 30+ yo virgin, don't worry you'll animorph soon
Hot Take: Wizards are bourgeoise of the magical world - born with raw power and lording it over good witches. Obviously Warlocks are petit bourgeoise/class traitors, literally selling their soul (in some cases) for the power of a patron.
Also I am once again requesting we call them Burghers cause I can fucking spell that. (have genuinely made posts about this over the years, it never goes well but I'm right)
Wizard college only teaches the human to frog transmutation not the frog to human unfortunately