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minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear18·4 years agohey everybody, did the news get around, about a guy named Slayer Pete oh, Pete just flew into this town, and hes choppin up all the fellas meat Slayer Petes got a long sharp knife, he starts choppin and dont know when to stop all you fellas gotta watch your dads, cause Pete dont care whos meat he chops ever since Pete flew into town, hes been havin a ball just cuttin and choppin for miles around, single fellas, married fellas, old grandpas and all wakes up in the morning, half past five, chops from sunrise to sunset i dont see how he stays alive, meats gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah hes hackin and wackin and smackin, hes hackin and wackin and smackin hes hackin and wackin and smackin, he just hacks, wacks, choppin that meat link
minus-squareCowboyitis69 [he/him]hexbear9·4 years agoHe’s a mighty mighty man because he’s young and in his prime! link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear9·4 years agoin this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Buttigieg many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead he was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four thirty eight and the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more one and nineteen more link
hey everybody, did the news get around, about a guy named Slayer Pete
oh, Pete just flew into this town, and hes choppin up all the fellas meat
Slayer Petes got a long sharp knife, he starts choppin and dont know when to stop
all you fellas gotta watch your dads, cause Pete dont care whos meat he chops
ever since Pete flew into town, hes been havin a ball
just cuttin and choppin for miles around, single fellas, married fellas, old grandpas and all
wakes up in the morning, half past five, chops from sunrise to sunset
i dont see how he stays alive, meats gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah
hes hackin and wackin and smackin, hes hackin and wackin and smackin
hes hackin and wackin and smackin, he just hacks, wacks, choppin that meat
He’s a mighty mighty man because he’s young and in his prime!
in this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Buttigieg
many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
he was vicious and a killer, though a youth of
twenty fourthirty eightand the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
one and nineteen more