1. political corruption inquiry finds that the tory premier of nsw was rooting a fellow politician who took kickbacks from property developers

2. greens volunteer quotes mean girls while taking the piss out of the qld labor party, kicking off the stupidest political twitter shitstorm in recent memory

3. qantas charges brain-dead sydneysiders who "miss the experience of flying" almost a thousand dollars for an economy seat on a sightseeing 787 flight

4. victorian tory state opposition leader hilariously parodies nancy pelosi, holds a press conference in front of 791 flags, conveniently forgetting that they were arguing for sacrificing the elderly to make line go up less than three months ago

5. victorian labor govt fucks the dog on ppe at hospitals, allows dangerous working conditions to continue; blames "da yoof" for breaking rules

6. same victorian labor govt disproportionately issues huge fines to marginalised groups, white libs see no problem with this

7. last but not least, widely-despised labor shill friendlyjordies appears for the people's daily detailing connections between a right-wing think tank and the slave-labour military industrial complex to which you might say "cool" until you watch this

for getting through all that like a good comrade, here's a little bit of direct action, as a treat