January: Biden
February: Biden
March: Biden
April: Biden
June: Biden
July: Biden
August: Biden
September: Biden
October: Biden
November: Biden
December: Biden
January: Lead starts to disintegrate.
February: Bernie gains momentum/becomes frontrunner.
March: Biden miraculously skyrockets back to the top after winning 1 conservative state. All rivals drop out.
If you or a loved one suffers from cowboyitis, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Compensation, you say? YEEEE-HAAAAAW!
Shoots revolvers into the air