Fuck these bazingas and their exhausting copium/hopium cocktail dependencies.

I'm heading out for a while, too tired for this shit. Fortunately, Drej stingers are so easy to fly, even Matt Damon can figure it out in a matter of minutes.

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  • determinism2 [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    I don't even travel anymore. It's more economically viable to email my friend and ask them to impersonate me when I'm thinking about visiting them.