cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21517567
Summary
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.
It's like being bit by a liberal and getting an overwhelming urge to read Harry Potter.
"Oh god I wanna get brunch with bottomless mimosas and then VOETTTTTTTTTTT"
You're doing your part for Dumbledore's Army!
He's not dead if he lives in our icy little hearts!