cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21517567

Summary

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

  • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    He's been going on the religious wacko thing for awhile since fox news. Idk what he's doing, he doesn't sound earnest at all but apparently he thinks this is the move.

    Might be trying to get his followers to be more willing to listen to the crazier conspiracy stuff by comparison. Like oh well if tucker is saying this maybe there is something to it kind of thing

    Start innocuous ish and start slipping in more protocols of the elders of Zion tier stuff with it

  • nicklewound [he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    Demon's aren't like they used to be, folks. Sadly, you can no longer rely on demon's to finish the fucking job.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 hours ago

    What is going on? Why are demons attacking in my sleep and why are they making me gay? The Democratic party is sending gay demons to snuggle with you and satitate your scratching kink

    confusion

    • REgon [they/them]
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      10 hours ago

      Honestly would not be surprised if a gay sex tape is about to drop and this is how he tries to pretend it's not that

  • Poogona [he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    I hate that things are the way that they are now, I can't even have a good laugh at Tucker getting attacked by demons in his sleep like I would have a decade ago

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    10 hours ago

    This is 100% he got caught cheating after some kinky shit and covered for it by "OMG I WAS ATTACKED BY A REAL ACTUAL DEMON!"

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    12 hours ago

    intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible

    yep three very similar things