'dad, what was the best day of your life?'

'well, i got this kick ass job the day you were born'

    • gundambigtex [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      not sure you have a baby because of a blowjob but that could just be lies

    • kilternkafuffle [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      depends on the job - only look for a job that demands an amount of dick sucking suitable to your individual dick sucking capacity and/or proclivity