'dad, what was the best day of your life?'
'well, i got this kick ass job the day you were born'
What is incredible though, is the banality of evil; how normalised and accepted it is.
motherfucker, you alredy had a job - just reschedule the fucking interview
jesus christ, execute all managers
"I may need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth around the time of the interview"
"ok"
"Hi yes I do need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth"
"Sorry we're gonna have to cancel, thank you"
Congrats, you just found a company of psychopaths! bullet dodged
company of psychopaths
I think it's just a regular company cause capitalism sucks ass
this causes me actual pain: not only that this happened, but that he's unaware of the sadness of it
is this the amount of dick sucking it takes to get a job
maybe its not worth it
not sure you have a baby because of a blowjob but that could just be lies
depends on the job - only look for a job that demands an amount of dick sucking suitable to your individual dick sucking capacity and/or proclivity
Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder what I'm going to do in regards to my career. The thought induces so much anxiety that I can't actually think about it very long without being overwhelmed by the existential dread of the idea of having to do some menial task for the rest of my able-bodied life and wither away my remaining years in some underfunded nursing home as I die in my sleep from some undiagnosed illness.
But this... If this is what I have to do to "succeed" then holy fuck. I think staring down the barrel of a 12 Guage is a more preferable option or being that 'weird old guy' at the fucking uhhh grocery store check out lane or whatever. Goddamn this is some fucking horror show shit right here.
I feel this. I've dreaded it for a long time as well. I don't want to do menial work forever but I don't know what else to do.
I dream of one day moving out to some land and reforesting the ecosystem while I farm, and it's the one thing that keeps me sane
Disgusting...
He stopped for coffee knowing he could be late for his interview smh
even more disgusting: he could save so much money if he just made his coffee at home instead 😒 smh at these millennials half-assing hustle culture
Rise and grind is a fantastic addition to the English lexicon.
I mean he's gonna need those "Table scraps" to be a parent in THIS ECONOMY... shrug
The only good rise n grind is a consensual one between comrades
yes, volcel police, you may take me away
I salute :sankara-salute: our comrades who fight the cancer from within: https://i.imgur.com/I8B95PS.png :fidel-salute:
Can't even read that tweet because there's a fucking drop down autoplay ad over it. Moments after commenting in another thread that ads have made the internet unreadable.
When you turn one of the most important events of your life into an ad for GNC®