'dad, what was the best day of your life?'

'well, i got this kick ass job the day you were born'

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    motherfucker, you alredy had a job - just reschedule the fucking interview

    jesus christ, execute all managers

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "I may need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth around the time of the interview"

      "ok"

      "Hi yes I do need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth"

      "Sorry we're gonna have to cancel, thank you"

      Congrats, you just found a company of psychopaths! bullet dodged