Biweekly threads sound good to y'all? Should it be weekly?
Thread Question 1: What's the weirdest deck you play?
Thread Question 2: What's the weirdest deck you've played against?
Thread Question 3: What's the weirdest deck concept you've got in your head?
A meta revolving around cheating in big threats + Progenitus in the pool should make for a genuinely miserable Sealed environment.
And Sealed is already miserable. Some prerelease events will hold drafting events as well, which are actually worth playing. Sealed still requires skill, but it's the most luck-based format by far and it's not even close.