Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA to Post Puns On Main • 2 months agoThe universality of cat ownersimagemessage-square15 fedilinkarrow-up1127
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minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eehexbear18·2 months agoUnless your cat does The Thing They Know Better, then your cats the worst of all cats. But you better make sure it's your cat you're insulting, or there'll be blood. linkfedilink
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear13·2 months agoMy cats are simultaneously the worst shits on the planet and my precious little sweetums who I will protect forever link
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eehexbear9·2 months agoFinding the true owner of a cat is not in seeing who can get the cat to come by calling their name. It's who can say "When I'm done with you, I'll have a furry two-piece to wear" with absolute love. linkfedilink
Unless your cat does The Thing They Know Better, then your cats the worst of all cats. But you better make sure it's your cat you're insulting, or there'll be blood.
My cats are simultaneously the worst shits on the planet and my precious little sweetums who I will protect forever
Finding the true owner of a cat is not in seeing who can get the cat to come by calling their name.
It's who can say "When I'm done with you, I'll have a furry two-piece to wear" with absolute love.