"Fund the police, defund Animal Control" vote really carrying the swing states.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    8 days ago

    American politics are awesome. Male onlyfans model had a squirrel get killed by the local klansmen/cops, this is a deciding factor in an election between a xanned out wine auntie and the most flamboyant segregationist heir wet boy you can imagine. Admirable country of upstanding people.

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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      8 days ago

      yeonmi-park the Blood faction, spearheaded by a hotel oligarch and his despised monorail grifter hype man, mourn the death of a beloved Rodent, blaming his death on the obstructive bureaucrats of the Legalist faction.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    8 days ago

    It would be very funny if the ACAB squirrel was the deciding factor in the election.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    8 days ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SQUIRREL HOW DARE KAMALA HARRIS EAT THE SQUIRREL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wholesome republican coperinos would never kill a pet!

    The best time for re-education camps was 30 years ago, the second best time is now.